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Dishwasher

Written by Steve Greene Disc One, Side A, track 4 2:35 FINALLY

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Lyrics

My wife said she neededA brand-new dishwasherBeing the man that I amI thought I’d surprise herFound exactly what she wanted…Or so I thought…

My wife said she neededA brand-new dishwasherWell, I got her twoA blonde and a redheadShe beat me black and blue.

The cleanest dishesYou ever did seeTill that rolling pinCame looking for meDinner hit the ceilingPlates hit the floor…

My wife said she neededA brand-new dishwasherWell, I got her twoA blonde and a redheadShe beat me black and blue.

Now we eat on paper platesPlastic cups will doMy buddies all keep laughingTill it happens to them too

My wife said she neededA brand-new dishwasherWell, I got her twoA blonde and a redheadShe beat me black and blue.

If your wife says, “Honey…”Better listen close…She probably means Whirlpool…Not Miss Alabama. 😄

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